• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Your dog might be evil...
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• the world will be remade in our image
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• I Might Be Wrong
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I'll be your fantasy
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• The World (as it ought to be)
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Your god might be evil....
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Beware! This might be reality!
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Adam fell that men might be
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• They Might Be Giants
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I'll be back
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Starving in the greenhouse
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• World famous in New Zealand
• Famous Fighters of The Second World War
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'll be your mirror
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• You might be a moogle...
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• Even cannibals get the blues
• The world's philosophers get stoned
• I'll never be the other woman
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• you just might be evil
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be a Michigander
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I'll be
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Home I'll never be
• I'll get there when I get there
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• YOU MIGHT GET LOST
• You might be a Mormon
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• How to get free clothes in Disney World
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• and the world may be long for you
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• be cool
• eulogy for a rusting world
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Something Even Better
• your text world
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• original titles of famous books
• Zuckerman's Famous Pig
• 15 will get you 20
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• I can't get comfortable here
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• Getting wax out of carpet
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• How to get more donations for Everything
• Get Ready
• How to get to Antarctica
• Get Connection
• Liberal get your gun
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• The worse it gets, the better it is
• How to get free magazines
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• I get a strange smrik whenever someone downvotes my work
• eternity would be boring
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• I'll see your Rickroll and raise you Chocolate Pain: A Memorial Weekend Nodermeet in St. Louis
• The best kind of bartender
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• The Tree of Might
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• might (user)
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Statues and clay
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• It's a small world
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• World Saxophone Quartet
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas

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