Findings:
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I'll be
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- I'll be your mirror
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Here be Cows
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- I'll never be the other woman
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I'll be your fantasy
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Here Be Dragons
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- I'll be in my bunk.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- I'll be buried with my tankard
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'll be back
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
- well, I'll be jiggered
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- I'll Be a Sunbeam
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- I'll be your Huckleberry!
- Here Be Monsters
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- Be Here Now
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- Home I'll never be
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- can i be buried here among the dead?
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- and i'll be bigger
- Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- dropped here by the hand of the astronaut
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- I find myself here
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I'll stand by you
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What the American people want politics to be
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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