• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I'll be your fantasy
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• I'll be back
• Publish and be damned!
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'll be your mirror
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• I'll be
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Home I'll never be
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• be cool
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Damn, you can see stars
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 25
• Out out damn spot! (e2poll)
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll Tell You a Story
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• How to be a good evil villain
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Your dog might be evil...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• damned
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 4
• damn (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• Ill Nino
• Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
• the world will be remade in our image
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• To be noble in an average life
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• Lest ye be a blasted hypocrite
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• A tinker's damn
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
• Damn Small Linux
• HOT DAMN 6! Westward HO
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• I'll take that as a compliment
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• What is it like to be a bat?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If It Be True
• OBAFGKM
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Be Not Afraid
• Glad to be gay
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised

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