• I'm Just Me (user)
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just sayin'
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm just a bill
• i'm just a girl
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Ted, Just Admit It
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Just William
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Just Fifteen More Minutes, Honest... (e2poll)
• space just isn't for stars
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Just dead, barren walls. Nobody's listening.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• it's all just symbol manipulation
• just say the words
• Admit One
• I'll Take Manhattan
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• Bird of Ill Omen
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just How You Feel
• She just sat there
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Just world hypothesis
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• Not just another wildflower
• I never seek shelter, just wait for the storm
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Normal is just a setting on a washing machine
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Just War
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• Just Like Snow
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• just around the corner
• I'll call you
• being ill during exams
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I'll scream it until I believe it
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm so tough
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Just Say No
• It's just not cricket
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• economics is just a tool
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• I just want my secret agent lover man
• Child support is more than just money
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• Now and just this moment, as is, in the present. Yes.
• Why not just kill yourself?
• just right
• That's just my broken parts coming through the surface
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• It's just a matter of eliminating obstacles
• Just a Friend? (user)
• Just A Jack (user)
• You just don't get it
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I'm dead (user)
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Just friends syndrome
• That's just crazy talk
• I just couldn't work like that
• Just one more
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Just to see what it would be like
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface

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