• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I'll tell you something
• I'll give you something to cry about
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• I'll Play the Blues for You
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• I'll see your Rickroll and raise you Chocolate Pain: A Memorial Weekend Nodermeet in St. Louis
• saying something
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Was it something I said?
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• Something is rotten in the state of Denmark
• Something eventually will consume you
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• I tried to classify types of joy
• The sky tried sunny went back to grey
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• ill (user)
• I'll stand by you
• I know something
• Something For Kate
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Put Something In
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Rhubarb something
• some girls try too hard
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I'll explain it when you're older
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
• I'll drink to that
• Home I'll never be
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• There's something there
• The girl wants something harder
• Something, Nothing : For My Father
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Tried
• Would you like to try a sample?
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• I need something to fly
• Something to remember me by
• Wish for Something Better
• The Trees are Dead and Dried Out, Wait For Something Wild
• Something's Missing
• Building Nothing Out of Something
• rock (or something)
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Licensed to Ill
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I'll throw you the connection
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• art...or something (user)
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Something at the Window Is Scratching
• serendipity, or something like it
• something immoral (user)
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• It is a new search engine, wanna try?
• I try not to think about it
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I'll take my half whole
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• I'll never forget Morocco
• Something
• Something I thought only I thought about
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• Blame Something
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Something Revolutionary on a Tuesday Night
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Fell, But Tried
• Poco tries to make a delivery
• i tried that (user)
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• Herrin ill
• Something Happened
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Something Awful Forums
• He had something to say. He said it.
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• All i need is something to hold on to.
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Mama Tried
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• something for nothing
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• A reason to do something
• Give me something worth reading
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• Run like you stole something
• The Tried Assassin
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• When We Try Talking
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Honey, I'll see you in hell!
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• There's Something About Mary
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• This is a recollection of something true.
• Slip into something more comfortable
• This is this. This is also something else.
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• Try again
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Laura Tries Calculus
• Experience tells me not to try
• try things
• I'll Take Manhattan
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• Bird of Ill Omen
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• Doing something with your life
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Mumble something crazy
• Something and Nothing in "A Clean, Well-Lighted Place"
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I try to see myself
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• I'll call you
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• being ill during exams
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I'll scream it until I believe it
• Something Awful
• Something About You
• Nothing And Something
• For everything that changes, something stays the same

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