• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• seriously ill
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• I'll tell you something
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Why does Man kill?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Solving a maze
• That which does not kill me...
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• The Kills
• kill me now (user)
• kill whitey
• Clowns will kill you and drink your blood
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'll Paint You a Sky
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• Kill Yourself
• kill -PIPE
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Who Killed the Jews?
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• tether kill switch
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Kill Bill: Volume 1
• Kill Husband: Comparing Marge Piercy and Kate Chopin
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• I WILL kill you!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• ill
• No, but I'll have a beer
• mentally ill
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• High Time to Kill
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• Dressed to Kill
• kill Drakey (user)
• She says kill. I say how many.
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I'll Meet You Half-Way
• I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I killed a pigeon
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Paulins Kill Viaduct
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• When I went back in time to kill you
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• kill -XCPU
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Kill Haole Day
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• one way to kill an ostrich
• I'm going to kill you
• kill your babies (node_forward)
• Let's Kill Hitler
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'll be back
• I'll Tell You a Story
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I think I killed it
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Open your eyes. Become bigger. It hasn't killed you, and it's making you stronger
• kill switch
• penalty kill
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Kill a rap
• I will kill you if I can
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Kill Bill
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Bikini Kill
• Humane octopus killing
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• The Man He Killed
• How to kill an eel
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• curiosity killed the cat
• Power Kill
• How to kill your mates on Everything2
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• Two killed in "transporter accident"
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• What Doesn' Kill You, uh ...
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Kill Rock Stars
• Society killed evolution
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• kinetic kill weapon
• Killing a polar bear without a rifle
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• Currency Kills
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll be
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• I'll be your mirror
• I kill microbes for a living
• How to kill a clown
• Meat Kills
• Today I kill my child
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Terror Couple Kill Colonel
• The plot to kill George Bush
• Programming killed the story problem
• I killed for fun
• the signal was killed
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• Still I'll make this water home
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• How we killed Borges
• Kill your computer
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Lincensed to Ill
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone

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