• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• I'll get there when I get there
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• There is some place I need to be
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Where's the kaboom?
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I'll be your fantasy
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There will be time
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Some things that fly there be
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There need to be more powers
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• There Will Be Blood
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• On the comet there will be much pie
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Be a problematic duck over there
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• there will be a last
• There can be only one
• I'll be back
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• all the cute guys will be there
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I'll be your mirror
• There needs to be a man page for females
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• I'll never be the other woman
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Be there or be square
• I'll be in my bunk.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• you had to be there
• I'll be
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Home I'll never be
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There will be no more stories to read
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• well, I'll be jiggered
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Who Will Be There
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• be cool
• I'll Take Manhattan
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• I'll drink to that
• There's Something About Mary
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• The Party Over There
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• Without religion, there is no God
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• How many primes are there?
• She's Not There
• There Will Come Soft Rains
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• There is a pot plant growing in my backyard
• Is There Life After High School?
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There is a true and sincere friendship between you both
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• There is no such thing as color
• There ain't no justice
• There is evil in the world
• So there's this guy
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• How to be a good evil villain
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Your dog might be evil...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• seriously ill
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• I'll see your Rickroll and raise you Chocolate Pain: A Memorial Weekend Nodermeet in St. Louis
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk
• Why there are seven days in a week
• There are no good contraceptives
• There's a certain Slant of light
• Ack! There is a toenail in my Rosemount Shiraz Cabernet
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• We don't fly there anymore
• Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
• There is beauty in the wild flowers that grow randomly among our wheat.
• There is No Spoon (user)
• There is no answer; there is no question
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick

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