• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Don't be an IM phantom
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'll be back
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I know what it's like to be dead
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'll be your mirror
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I am blind when I want to be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• When you're dead, you're dead
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• I'll never be the other woman
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• When I am dead, my dearest
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I walk around when I'm high
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I'll be in my bunk.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'll be
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Home I'll never be
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It will be good when I am leader
• I'm dead (user)
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I know more when I'm alone
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'll be your fantasy
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I'll get there when I get there
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• When shall I be free?
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Dead Man's Party
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Grateful Dead Movie
• dead key
• Bivouac of the Dead
• Garlic and Mozzarella Chicken
• punk aint dead (user)
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• Dead Colors (user)
• In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
• Between the bones of dead factories we painted flesh: Moganshan Road, Shanghai
• Survival of the Dead
• dead art
• I'll Sink Manhattan
• I'll throw you the connection
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'll never forget Morocco
• So. Central Rain
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm tired of calling 911
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Now I'm Nothing
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm Afraid
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm Not Sleeping
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Be Here Now

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