• No, but I'll have a beer
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• She's Gotta Have It
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I know I have been dreaming
• you have to be kidding
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Walls have Ears
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• because I have given up any care
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Home surgery
• Having sex in Drow
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• Bird of Ill Omen
• I'll see your Rickroll and raise you Chocolate Pain: A Memorial Weekend Nodermeet in St. Louis
• She's Not There
• 'Tis Pity She's a Whore
• She's Moved On
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• That which I should have done I did not do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• need sex have money (user)
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Having a penis is annoying
• Having a Microsoft husband
• Having Everything
• Licensed to Ill
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• being ill during exams
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• What Might Have Been
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Have Blue_root (category)
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have made up a name for my disease
• What's it like having a curved penis?
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• She's probably not single
• Dave Sh (user)
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• All the fairies have gone
• Have a kosher passover!
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• I want to have known
• We have standards AND pants
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• Dealing with your friends having cancer
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Words that only have one context
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• need sex have money_root (category)
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I believe you have my stapler
• Time flies when you're having fun
• The time my father caught me having sex
• 6am, having listened to you sleep

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