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• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• You will lose everything you love making your point
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I'll be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• node that will be my legacy
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• They will not be named!
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Carl Everett
• You could be so delicious
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I will be your young sinner
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• So mote it be
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There Will Be Blood
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I fear I will be nothing
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• What it's like to be in love
• Who Will Be There
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• There will be no more stories to read
• there will be a last
• You're too young to be so old
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The next life will be better
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I'll be your fantasy
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If it be your will
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Tomorrow, I'll forget where you live and I will get lost somewhere in Brooklyn
• So you wanna be a hacker
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I'll be in my bunk.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• experience points
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• feline allergies
• The revolution will not be televised
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I'll be back
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• So you want to be a star?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Someday, I will be strong
• Everything will be alright
• Such pretty white points. So sharp.
• so be it
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Will I be given that chance?
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You will be assimilated
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The staircase will be firm and the ceiling above will shatter under my fingertip

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