• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• I'll be
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I'm a stranger here myself
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I'll be your fantasy
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Be Here Now
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I'll be back
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Here Be Monsters
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• I'll never be the other woman
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Here be Cows
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Here Be Dragons
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I'll find you yet
• To do is to be
• I really really scared myself this evening
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I myself am war
• The Ten Commandments revised
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Call by name
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Connection reset by peer
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• order by numbers
• By What Authority
• Misled by things I refuse to see
• sex by association
• Go By
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Evolution by the senses
• Good Friday Agreement : Comparable Steps by the Irish Government
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-C
• Take the wolf by the ears
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Assaulted by Preschoolers
• Carmel-By-The-Sea, California
• Sailing By
• Testimony by Alan Greenspan on Education, March 11th, 2004
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Grabbed by the Ghoulies
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• Barony by Writ
• Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
• Wish You Were Here
• Round Here
• Here's Looking At You
• I would like to bring you here
• it is cold and alone in here. hello?
• Buy here pay here
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• house of ill repute
• I'll take my half whole
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• I give myself
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• stuck
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone

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