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• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Like fuck, said the duck
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• When you blow out like a dead star
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Got any ID please?
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• We are the trains of thought that move through everything's brain
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Roughing Out a Theory of Brain
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• I never thought it would be like this
• There are a million girls like me out there
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• God ain't giving out any hints
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I just had this thought of summer past
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• out like a light
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Young Politicals in action and out and about FUCK YOU
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• I'd like some dreams too
• Fuck like bunnies
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• If I only had a brain
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• wish i'd thought of it
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• ID Chalking
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• As You Like It II.ii
• I like cheese
• I Like Traffic Lights
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• Ass like a chicken
• Would you like to try a sample?
• why I like the rain
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Dance like no one is watching
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• off like a bride's nightie
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I don't think I like love
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• I like train stations and supermarkets
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Off like a prom dress
• There is no frigate like a book
• Live?!*@ Like A Suicide
• Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
• It tastes like the Easter Bunny came in my mouth
• You taste like salt and sunshine
• Living Like Weasels
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• How to raise your child like a warrior
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Just like Honey
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• keep out of reach of children
• Put out to stud
• Come out swinging
• out of the question
• Out for a buck
• Bat Out of Hell II
• spell it out
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Press any key to continue
• My warranty has run out
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• Getting the most out of public transportation
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• eating out alone (as a composition)
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• seven out
• Get a rise out of someone
• I can quit any time I want
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Not cut out for the Play-Doh confessional
• brain stem
• Out of the money
• brain augmentation
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• brain sieve
• opt out
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• How to have an out of body experience
• Life and Death 2: The Brain
• Solitude out of season
• Monsieur Mallah and the Brain
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 9
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• Screws fall out
• Degrassi: School's Out
• Clerks: Sell Out
• cluster fuck

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