Findings:

• I'd like some dreams too
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• There is no dream but this.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• To sleep, perchance to dream
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• I'm not racist but...
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• like you're blind but still can see
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• But I Like You
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Dreams are like water
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Like a Dream
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• War is hell but men like it
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Hot pursuit
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Like a Dream (2)
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Being a dickhead
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Sleep to Dream Her
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Sleep in wells and dream of eels
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• The dream is over, the memory is tired. Take this coffin and long may you sleep.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• Dissolve like dreams.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Swallowed, like sleep
• sleep like a rock
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• Dream Log: September 14, 2000
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Dream Log: October 3, 2000
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• Dream Log: October 23, 2000
• My washcloth is like my vagina
• Dream Log: November 17, 2000
• it looks like rain
• Dream Log: December 9, 2000
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• Dream Log: January 1, 2001
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• The Iron Dream
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• Dream Log: February 18, 2001
• I liked their early stuff
• Dream Log: March 14, 2001
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• dreams and the Bible
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Dream Log: April 29, 2001
• Candles are like souls

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