• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• It All Starts Today
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• This all started with our hands underneath the table
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• It all starts with breathing
• When you start a sentence with "As a..." I brace for a non-sequitur
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When All's Well
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• when all the white horses have broken free
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• You're never around when I need you
• When I sleep, its not quiet
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When We Were Orphans
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• When We With Sappho
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• portable mp3 player
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When the snow crystals fall
• When a body catch a body
• To Here Knows When
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• needs must when the Devil drives
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• I'm always breathless when you call
• What you need, when you need it
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• All the Pretty Horses
• pull out all the stops
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• All The Weyrs of Pern
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• for all intensive purposes
• All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
• Bringing it all back home again
• Proof that all odd numbers are prime
• All the fun of the fair
• I pledge allegiance to the notion of liberty and justice for all
• We're all such products
• They All Laughed
• All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• At midnight, all the secret agents
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Abdul Paton's all Pakistan Park for Penguins and Progress
• all that is beautiful decays
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• one is all ; all is one
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• as all mortal things wither before the infinite
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• You fly I buy
• What would Jesus buy?
• gray hairs
• hair dis-repair
• Little Sleep's-Head Sprouting Hair in the Moonlight
• Blue swimmer crab with angel hair pasta, preserved lemon and chilli
• hair elastic
• Pure id (user)
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• Riggins, Idaho
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Losing your cool
• Losing Phil
• jackrabbit start
• cold start
• start (user)
• Countries that start with the word "the"
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• What happens when we die?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You know you're a geek when...
• When I left home
• Where I go when I masturbate
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Memory is best served when chilled
• When Push Comes To Shove
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• When not to snipe (on Ebay)
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I was Fair and Young
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When EDB Attacks... (e2poll)
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When I was 9
• When the dancer becomes the dance
• When silence isn't golden
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• I don't remember all that much
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• The Way of All Flesh
• Protect yourselves at all times
• A guide to naming organic compounds : Putting it all together
• All Negro Comics
• all day I dream about sex
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• what all the kids are reading
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• all mine (user)
• My crotchless bunny rabbit suit goes all the way to eleventy
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• human rights for all (user)
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• Chemicals all rushing through my bloodstream
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• All this pain is an illusion
• a small black bag containing all secret places
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Buying a pornographic magazine

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