Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'd almost disappear if it weren't for some of the atrociously embarrassingly things I've written here"

• i just knew i'd find you here
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I've been here for 5 hours
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• some say he was never here at all
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• I'd like some dreams too
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I've had you here before
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Here are some true pieces for you, anonymous, handsome.
• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Because I say so
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Almost Heaven
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost did it
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
• Tonight I Almost Died
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Ready to Run
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• We almost lost Detroit
• All of what I almost remember
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• disappear
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• A dozen ways to disappear
• How to Disappear Completely
• The day my boss' cats disappeared
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• For my last trick, I made her disappear
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• Making facial moles disappear
• The disappeared
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• What has disappeared
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Disappear in every way
• You're not from around here, are you?
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• You can't get there from here
• Kilroy was here
• Right Here, Right Now
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Strangeways, Here We Come
• click here
• Why are you here?
• Why you are the most important person here
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Here kitty kitty
• Do you work here?
• Too Funky in Here
• Your Name Here Stadium
• Why are we here?
• Lafayette, we are here
• Not Invented Here
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Round Here
• Who died here?
• The (Insert Party Here) Agenda
• you are here
• Stay here with me
• The Big Bang happened here
• Put Your Hand Here
• You are here. We are not.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I see no X here
• Here I come to save the day!
• Here comes the rain again
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Don't piss here
• Be Here Now
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Here We Have Idaho
• Here Comes the Sun
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• The Distance to Here
• Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
• Here is Greenwood
• Here's my number, call me
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Right here and now
• Lying Here Upon the Floor
• overpaid, oversexed and over here
• Now here it is, your moment of Zen
• I just work here
• If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen

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