Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'd have rather been duct-taped to a chair and forced to watch "Manos, the Hands of Fate""

• "Manos" the Hands of Fate
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Manos: Hands of Nate
• Front porch, what should have been said
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I'd rather read a book
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Chair Force
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Fate's Right Hand
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• My hands have lost their memory
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've been on the net (user)
• notes from the dentist's chair
• Fading footprints on the boards lead down the quay; an empty chair remains
• The Fate of the Sons of Usnech
• centripetal force
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• By Force Alone
• centipede umbrella of mental force
• Air Force Historical Research Agency
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• Non-covalent intermolecular forces
• Steel Force
• Hand
• YHBT. YHL. HAND.
• a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
• The Blue Hand
• Making a flame appear from your hand
• right hand path
• The Hand of God in the Heart of the City
• hour hand
• Q.R. Hand, Jr.
• Black Hand Over Europe - Pan-Slavism - III. The Shadow of Pan-Slavism
• The Hand That Feeds
• Heart in Hand
• This knife. These hands. This dream.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I really have to do you now
• Where the streets have no name
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Why I want to have children
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• All the fairies have gone
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I have had enough of Survivor
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• I Have Zero Fish_root (category)
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• Have I just accidentaly reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I'd like some dreams too
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• calculator watch
• I watched the dead rise in swirls of red
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• Pre owned Rolex watch (user)
• Highway Watch
• I've been living my life half asleep
• My dog has been stolen
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• the worst thing about sitting naked in a leather chair
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• fate and kipple
• Fate protects fools
• Lorentz force
• Energy, Force, and Matter : The Conceptual Development of 19th Century Physics
• Please don't force your beliefs on me

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