Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'd be hunting buffalo with stone spears, or I'd be dead"

• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Be there or be square
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• I know what it's like to be dead
• lost, or trying to be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Or at least it used to be
• Be a model or just look like one
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I must die or be better
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• To be or not to be
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• I'd Do Anything
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• They will not be named!
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Dead or Alive 2
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• Be all that you can be
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Carl Everett
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• Sucks to be you
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• you have to be close to catch it
• You could be so delicious
• Why we long to be American
• Be still, my soul, be still
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• we shall all be healed
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• gods we may be
• I will be your young sinner
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• `id` (user)
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• ROCK or STONE (user)
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• I wouldn't be.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Boys will be boys
• Be My Little General
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?

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