• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Publish and be damned!
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• All I ever wanted to be
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• we shall all be healed
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• All bets are off
• All Thing
• We've heard it all before
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• All About My Mother
• The Universal Instructor in All Arts and Sciences and Pennsylvania Gazette
• All Families Are Psychotic
• A Man For All Seasons
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• All the Diamonds in the World
• The flame to end all flames
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• In the night, all cats are gray
• All My Friends Are Superheroes
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• the greenest eyes in all creation
• all the undulations and geometry of a junior varsity cheerleader
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• The United States is already at war with Iraq
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• How to be a troll
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• The mountain could be home
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The Be Good Tanyas
• I Shall Be Free No. 10
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Paid to be nice
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• let bygones be bygones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• there will be a last
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Circus of the Damned
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 9
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• o damn (user)
• Lewiston, Idaho
• I knew I'd know you someday
• spider
• Spider Monkey's Biriyani
• Itsy Bitsy Spider
• spider hole
• Latin for All Occasions
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• all ears
• All the King's Men
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I never saw daylight in all that time
• We all come from the Goddess
• Of all the Seasons, Autumn is the Most Dangerous
• All Killer No Filler
• it's all about plur (user)
• The All
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• death to you all (user)
• it's all about plur_root (category)
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• All You Zombies
• It seemed like all was mostly bullshit
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• This isn't funny at all
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Be Mine
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Won't you be my neighbor?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Poogy be Pita
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Be fruitful and multiply
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Let me be your fantasy
• Be your own man
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• Come. And be my baby
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on

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