• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• love like you've never been hurt
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• never again is what you swore the time before
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The death of a man I had never known
• The best date I never had
• I must have waited all my life for this
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Life before death
• We have had enough of your beige
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Never look like you're staring
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I have never felt more alive
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I would like to have emotions
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• I have become furniture in your life
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Life, or something like it
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• What life after death will really be like
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Skim this life but never live
• I never thought it would be like this
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Questions I have had today
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• You've never had it so good
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• My life closed twice before its close
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• The wine of life is spilt upon the sand
• People have fucked up before
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I have never kissed a girl
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• What if the universe is like the Game of Life?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Never Had It So Good
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Life is like a boat
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I will not spend my life like this
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Things to consider before embarking on life in a virtual universe
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Using a command line
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• if you have had your midnights
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Something I Can Never Have
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Life in the American business world
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• I've had you here before
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• it looks like rain
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• It tastes like burning
• Pride goes before the fall.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Blessings before food
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• William the Conqueror came before Richard III
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• At the start of it, before the falling down
• I don't think I like love
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• No Place Like Home
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• The seizure I had last night
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• My father is like Jimmy Carter
• Had I not seen the Sun
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Nothing suceeds like success
• She's Gotta Have It
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• like you put stars in the hole in my head

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