• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• all other times are better than 6 am
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I hate, therefore I am
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• A modem is better than nothing
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• I am dreaming, therefore
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Why a DVD is better than video tape
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Better safe than sorry
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• better than 2_root (category)
• Some Days are Better than Others
• It's better to burn out than to fade away.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Why I want to have children
• I look better when I am wet
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• Better blatant than latent
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I am at Live 8, therefore I am
• Better than Life
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• When I am stronger than now
• Original better than the sequel
• for() is better than while()
• Better Than Garbo
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Much better than a piss test
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Khaled Islambouli
• Better Than Ezra
• I can do much better than this
• Indigenous people are better than you
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• It doesn't get any better than this
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• better late than never
• Even better than the real thing
• Why do children have to die?
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Penis size and impregnation
• There were times better than this
• A determination to do better than
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• When I have female children
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Better Dead Than Red
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Ideas are better than apples
• Rebeca Martinez
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Treatment of corporations
• What Everything does better than anything else
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• better off with him than here with me
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• I think therefore I am
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• Are we better than everything else?
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I am uglier than you imagine
• The book is better than the movie
• Better than Sex
• Two heads are better than one
• Better Than Chocolate
• CD vs. vinyl
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• What can be better than that?
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Why cats are better than dogs
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Better him than me
• A better model than the one at data general
• better than 2 (user)
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Pan American Games
• Things I am not ashamed of
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am Jane
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• When I am an old man
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• I am a nodist
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• I am your
• Cymru am byth
• Pan Am
• Why am I here (e2poll)
• amm (user)
• Beneath Lawrinson Tower, 9:02 AM
• it is for my mouth forever, i am in love with it.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Better Days
• Children's Television Workshop
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Wild Children
• Foreign Children
• Eve's Various Children
• We are the moon bees, the souls of unborn children
• Charles II, his mistresses and his children
• Protection of Children Act 1978
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Have I Got News for You
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• People have fucked up before
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• you would have been
• consoles should have trackballs
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• I have crossed the final threshold
• It must have rained or something
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Tools everyone should have
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• we have sought the ugliest things

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