• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Stupid's Cries
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Baptist jokes
• How the mighty have fallen
• Questions I have had today
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• just to have some human contact
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You have the right to ask
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I could have been one of a two
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• because I have given up any care
• Cry for San Francisco
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I cry your mercy--pity--love!--aye, love!
• Cry me a river
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Do what you have to do
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Have you ever made a just man?
• 80's bands that have survived
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• All cats have nine tails
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Sky Cries Mary
• The boy who cried censorship
• Ten years later my mother cried again
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Matty Cries
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• consoles should have trackballs
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• How to "Have People"
• You don't have to remember my name
• I should have danced with you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have made up a name for my disease
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• hue and cry
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no faith in your God
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Animals people have sex with
• The Manual (How To Have A Number One - The Easy Way)
• I have a bad feeling about this
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I want to have known
• We have standards AND pants
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• Cry Cry Cry
• No Woman No Cry
• Cry Freetown
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Why males have nipples
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• They must have faces
• Could I Have Been?
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• need sex have money (user)
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I believe you have my stapler
• cry for help
• don't cry over spilled milk
• Why we cry
• Go cry, emo kid
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Sally guests I have known
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Why I have tinnitus
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have always been burning
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Kids have no concept of time

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