• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• What's it like having a curved penis?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I would like to have emotions
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• Anger, shaped like a man
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Bay shaped like bull's testicles
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I know I have been dreaming
• you have to be kidding
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Walls have Ears
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• because I have given up any care
• Like
• Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I like to take up space
• They moved like a river
• I put away childish things, like myself
• Half-sour pickle
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Like dissolves like
• Would you like to know more?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• like, stop stuttering
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Like Home Dialing
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• like water (user)
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• not like the other girls
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• "I love you" hangs in the air like a subtitle
• coitus, the physical act of love. do you like it?
• The Definitive Penis Size Survey
• penis brains_root (category)
• How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• That which I should have done I did not do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• need sex have money (user)
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Like Water for Chocolate
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• cp like a monk
• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I feel like a rock star
• Everything is like a river
• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• As You Like It II.vii
• Civilization is Like a Jetliner
• The Earth is blue like an orange
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• Looks Like Rain
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• microcosms, white like snow
• How to write poetry like a teenager
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• Chill like an penguin and drink like a lush: A back to school nodermeet and toga party!
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• serendipity, or something like it
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• mock penis
• The Snow Penis
• Cone shaped cup
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have never
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• What Might Have Been
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Have Blue_root (category)
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have made up a name for my disease
• I never thought it would be like this
• In like Flynn
• Like Cockatoos
• Urinating like a woman
• I Like Traffic Lights
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• My washcloth is like my vagina

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