• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• hate speech
• Reasons why I hate pornography
• I Hate Customers
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Contributions to the Semantics of Hate and Love
• interesting number
• nothing interesting to say
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• If you're hungry, blame me
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Wow, you're the President!
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Hate the sin, love the sinner
• Another reason to hate cats
• Defenders of the Hate
• I hate everything
• Reality is more interesting
• You're so money
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• You think you're special
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Where You're At
• SCIENCE SAYS YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY AND YOU POUR TOO MUCH MILK IN
• But who codes the coders?
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Why I hate chinks
• hate mail
• God Hates Us All
• hate / love (user)
• god hates fags
• Interesting Times
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You're either with us or you're against us
• you're never anywhere i find you
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• There is no god but God
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• not equals, but similar
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Why the RIAA hates Napster
• He Hate Me
• Hate and evolutionary psychology
• I Hate it Here
• interesting
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Now you're on the trolley
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• InBetween City, 4: printers still exist and are still misunderstood and hated irrationally
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• Don't You Hate
• Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Everything But the Girl
• Butt weld
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt

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