• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Was There a Time
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• There was a time before
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Jesus was a feminist
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Jesus I was evil
• Before Time Was
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I married him because he was not mean
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Jesus was Mexican
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• When I was young Time had no wings
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Jesus was a liberal
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The day I found out I was a guy
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All he left her was alone
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• that annoying guy in school who thought he was a comedian
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Jesus Was (recording)
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The first time I knew I was different
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• True ice cream fans consume whole pints at a time
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• She was locked in time
• Have you found Jesus?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• At least he was gentle
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Jesus was a black man
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• Lost and Found (user)
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• was ist das?_root (category)
• He
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• He's a good guy friend
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• A knock there was upon the door
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Everything2 was obsolesced by the Internet
• He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: A Traveller in Cambry
• He's Leaving Home
• Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
• Does He Take Sugar?
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• He's alone. She's alone.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Baby Jesus
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• The Real Jesus
• Jesus Christs
• Kooler than Jesus
• jesus loves hip hop_root (category)
• King Jesus Version
• Good Times virus
• Eastern Standard Time
• Time flies when you're having fun
• The Times Literary Supplement
• Sign o' the Times
• The Time Machine - Chapter 3
• Miller Time
• Timeline of important events in the Star Wars galaxy
• Server Time
• Time Pressure
• Comes a Time
• common time
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• Tips for saving time and money in the laundry
• All The Wasted Time
• A Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight
• Our Time in Eden
• a snapshot of time
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There is a different time scale
• In the Time of the Butterflies
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• One Last Time
• A World Out of Time
• Cat's Cradle: Time's Crucible
• Unauthorized use of a time machine
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Hard Time #1
• New York Times Magazine
• Die-In Time (user)
• Ice Time
• Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
• The Trees Under the Protection of the Gods
• right under her surface
• There's nothing new under the sun
• Senior citizens under fluorescent lighting
• On the New Forcers of Conscience Under the Long Parliament
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 16: Strolling the Plains
• Born Under a Lucky Star
• Trauma Center: Under the Knife
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Was I born to play?
• I was not sleeping anymore
• November 4, 1995
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I was burgled
• Raleigh Was Right
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it

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