• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• What You're Doing
• I can't believe I'm getting XP on top of the sheer joy of voting this down
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I can't believe it's not Heroin!
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Dare to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• I was doing so well.
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• Imagine you're not alone
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Tobacco is Wacko if You're a Teen!
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• HEY youre cool_root (category)
• Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
• I Believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• i can't find it anywhere
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Can't get you out of my head
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• you can't unring a bell
• you can't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknic
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• You're in our world now
• You're a Lady
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• You're so boned
• I hope you're servin' tea with those saucer eyes
• Believe
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• How not to faint when you can't move
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• Can't Slow Down
• You can't walk with Armageddon in your headspace
• free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Every cigarette is doing you damage
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You know you're a geek when...
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• I Believe in Magic
• I believe you have my stapler
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• Why can't whites use the word "nigger?"
• I can't see your face in my mind
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• If You Can't See My Mirrors (Then I Can't See You)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Doing a Curtis
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You're to Make Young Gems
• your vs. you're
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Now you're thinking with portals
• Do You Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• OSS can't fail
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• Sally Can't Dance
• Can't you hear me knocking
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Doing Time
• You're too young to be so old
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You're never around when I need you
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• You're like a brother to me
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I can't hear you
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• You can't unscramble scrambled eggs
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• doing it for Natalie
• teen drinking
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Australia You're Standing In It
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Erin, You're Wearin' a Wonderful Smile
• How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• I don't believe in people
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• Beggars can't be choosers
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• If you can't beat them, join them
• Can't Come Down
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Standin' in a pool of cop blood with a shotgun you can't stop
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Doing something with your life
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• You're So Vain
• When you're dead, you're dead
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Wow, you're the President!
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Human beings will believe anything
• Reasons to Believe
• a lie I needed to believe
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• We Can't Dance
• You can't go there anymore
• You can't cross the same river twice
• You can run, but you can't hide
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out

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