I Believe in Everything

by factgirl

Tue Sep 05 2000 at 21:58:04

I believe in nothing
I believe I must
I believe people who want to believe
I believe I missed it!
I believe God is make believe
I believe in people
I believe in people as "types"
I believe in right and wrong
I can believe I ate the whole thing
I believe in monkeys
I believe in make-believe
I believe it's not Butter
I believe it's not Buddha
I believe it's not human flesh
I Believe It's Not Soylent Green
I Believe It's Not Spam
I Believe It's Not Semen
I Believe It's Not Jesus
I believe it's not Whoop-Ass
I Believe I Did All of Those Parodies
I Believe It's Not A Meta-node!
I Believe
I believe you don't have to believe in Jesus or God to get into Heaven
I believe I don't care whether you believe in God
I belive you asked me a stupid question
I believe human beings will believe anything
I believe I gotta worry about this kind of shit
I believed silly things when I was a kid
i still believe
Dman said it, I believe it, and that settles it
I believe Dman sometimes brings this on himself
I believe that wharfinger is right, all non-smokers are the spawn of satan
I believe in Ripley
I believe People only believe what they want to believe
I believe you are all cultural prostitutes
I believe it or not
I Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
I believe in an interventionist God
I Believe in Love
I believe in free speech--and free beatings
I Believe What Buddhists Believe
I Don't Believe the Hype
I Believe the Children Are the Future
I believe I don't fully understand this node, but I still think it's amazing
I believe What Catholics Believe
I believe you should be treated like sacrosanct royalty
I believe I am part of the problem
I Believe My Own Eyes
I believe computer advertisements
I believe in me
I believe science is causal
I've believe things you people wouldn't see
I believe someone's getting XP on top of the sheer enjoyment of voting this down
I can't believe this writeup got cooled

3 C!s

printable version

I believe in nothing	Everything is sacred	I Can't Believe It's Not Butter	Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe	We believe in free speech -- and free beatings	Ripley's Believe it or Not!	I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
What Buddhists Believe	I can't believe it's not human flesh	I don't believe in right and wrong	Why do we believe science is causal?
I don't believe in people	The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers	Silly things we believe when we're kids	Human beings will believe anything
I Believe	I can't find a bra that fits right	2wicky	All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs	Why studying and thinking things over is worth the effort	I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings	This is as real as magic gets

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