Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I am the first person who has spoken in here for ten years."

• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The First Ten Years
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Time Magazine Person of the Year
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Who am I?
• Person First Language
• first person plural
• The social meaning of simultaneous vaginal-anal penetration in the first years of this century
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• This year has flown
• Why am I here (e2poll)
• First person authority
• You, standing
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• Who am I? Who are you?
• Who's on first?
• The first snow in 25 years
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Who made the first bread?
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• The Ten Commandments of the First Day After Hernia Surgery
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• The first five years of the war on terror
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• The social meaning of knitting in the first years of this century
• Here I am again
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Psychology in Multiplayer First Person games
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• It is late here, and I am lonely.
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• who am i (user)
• The First Four Years
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• This has not been an easy year.
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• I am eighteen years old
• She is all I am listening to here
• Who am us, anyway?
• This day I completed my thirty first year
• I am not here for your entertainment
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Ten Years Gone
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• I am a nice person
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Here I am Lord
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am not a real person
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• When I was ten years old
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Why you are the most important person here
• On being the first person to finish a test
• Ten years later my mother cried again
• Who Came First
• Here I am World
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• Others, I am not the first
• Stealth first person shooter
• The First Year of Hugo in Review
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• First Person Shooter
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Who died here?
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Who am I this time?
• the first person "you"
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Ten Years After
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Music need not be popular to be good
• No One Knows Who I Am
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• First person
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• Ten Years and More
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who am I
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Pan American Games
• Things I am not ashamed of
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am Jane
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• When I am an old man
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• I am deathly afraid of February
• I am not a fire hydrant
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Soccer AM
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• I am an IT Department of One.
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
• Moonshine at 10 a.m.
• First baseman
• the three person preference problem
• The First Three Minutes
• Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary

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