Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I Wish I Was Him"

• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I wish I was a fish
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I married him because he was not mean
• With him it was always like
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• I was Chris to him
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Atli bids the Giukings to him
• I hadn't told him
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I was a homeless bum
• if music were a woman
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I was born this way
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Gizmo was insane
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• It was not death, for I stood up
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• I was a nice guy once
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• eyelash wish
• I wish I could burn like god
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• him da best_root (category)
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• More than he was willing to give
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I wish I were close
• I wish I could speak in code
• sorrows wish (user)
• him
• I refute him thus!
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• A poem for when I loved him
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I was in a commercial once
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Money was paper
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• what was it (user)
• wish list
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• My world, your wounds, my wrath, my wish
• I wish I could bottle you
• I didn't want him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• Lui: A View of Him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• Vancouver, Washington
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• This Was Your Life
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Running a BBS
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• It seemed like all was mostly bullshit
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I wish it were raining
• I wish I knew how to quit you
• It's never him
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• kill him dead; don't call me
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• Inspiring Him
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• There was a rose that faded young
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was built sideways
• I was unplanned
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• I was young and I needed the money
• When touch was simple
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When I Was Cruel
• Tetris was Soviet Communist Propaganda
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Cain was the first technologist
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
• Wish for Something Better
• A Wish (user)
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island

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