• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• myself (user)
• Not Myself
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• bought
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• A letter to myself
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• How Eulenspiegel bought bread
• Myself and Mine
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• myself
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I break myself down
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• plain fiction that i can write myself
• I bought a book of poetry today
• Dancing With Myself
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Only When I Lose Myself
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• bought identity
• pukesick: notes to myself
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• having conversations with myself
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• not recognizing myself in the mirror
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• You Enjoy Myself
• I take myself dancing
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I myself am war
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• I left myself at the Airport
• Slipping away from myself
• If I could just watch myself burn
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I hide myself within my flower
• Far away piece of myself
• I hate myself and want to die
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I give hope to men. I keep none for myself.
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
• I can't stop torturing myself
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• The day I punched myself in the face
• Thinking myself in circles
• I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• I can only speak for myself
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
• I bought a Mac
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Notes to Myself
• LOL AT MYSELF (user)
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• I hate myself right now
• I can do it myself
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• The bracelet that my brother Brady bought in Bali
• Saving myself for Holden Caulfield
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• I Hate Myself
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• Me, Myself and Irene
• I Touch Myself
• I punch myself often (user)
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Driving Myself Crazy
• talk myself down
• Myself When I am Real
• I bought a bookstore
• Talking to Myself
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Song Of Myself
• I want to dissect myself
• audio editing
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• I try to see myself
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• I put away childish things, like myself
• I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
• I punch myself often_root (category)
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• I decided to kill myself
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
• A conversation I had with myself once
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• I really really scared myself this evening
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I give myself
• My withdrawal into myself
• I'm a stranger here myself
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.

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