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• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• So they caught George W. Bush
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• So they caught Santa Claus
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• They came together so as to form one whole
• I could tell you some stories
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Rape committed by women
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• You could be so delicious
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Don't ask don't tell
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• They could have saved Kevin
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• They asked me to write a letter
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Ladies, it's high time you became friends with your clitoris
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Rocked by Rape
• Rape nodes and ramen noodles
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• Because I say so
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• As Florida goes, so goes the nation
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• me so cute (user)
• tell your friends
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Lies my biker buddies tell
• Churches that tell you how to live
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Bobby's Maturation in "Show and Tell"
• Tell en-Nasbeh
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• They Might Be Giants
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• just because they never bothered to really do
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Victim of an insane culture
• Born, never asked
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Ask Nudgie
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• How I Became a Hooligan
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• rape oil
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• oh ever so slowly
• Not so kosher
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Dreams last for so long
• I'm so tough
• So (user)
• I used to have so many dreams
• at once so warm and so insignificant.
• as the twig is bent, so is the tree inclined
• So Much for Dreaming
• Why native Australian animals are so unusual
• Brenda, your brains smell so good
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Nothing So Strange (user)
• I am so an American
• Why so serious?
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Don't tell me everything
• Anguish Languish Fey-Mouse Tells
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• They moved like a river
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They think it's all over
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• What do stars do? They shine.
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• blame the victim
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• I could have been one of a two
• Date rape drug
• Rape and evolutionary psychology
• São Tomé and Príncipe
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• So you wanna be a hacker
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• You're so come here go away
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Fraid So (user)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• Stefan Tell
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Live To Tell
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Tell me a story

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