Findings:

• these forces begin long before we are born and continue after we perish
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• i was born the queen of nowhere
• Was I born to play?
• I've been dead a long time
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• I Was Born Yesterday
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I was born this way
• Cybersex before it was cool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• The king is dead, long live the king
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• The author is dead. Long live the author.
• Scratch Pads are Dead! Long live Drafts! (document)
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• It was better before they came
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• Before a Long Fall from a Castle Spire
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• A Child Was Born in 64
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Hurrah
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• I was alone for too long
• Before you, there was me
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Before Time Was
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• I long for the vanished gardens of Cordova. However, before the gardens must come the fighting.
• Before the World was Made
• The Day Earth Was Born
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Conservatives worship liberals, long dead
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• In the long run, we're all dead
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• endless liquid crystal prayerwheels spun and shining all day long in the dead city
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Hurra
• I wish I was dead
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• 2000 hurrahs in a day
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• A Transatlantic Tunnel, Hurrah!
• The Last Hurrah
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• There was a time before
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• before common era
• before Christian era
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Before the Rain
• The Island of the Day Before
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Close the door before you leave
• Just before you make that next move...
• home before the leaves fall
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• best before date
• cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Ground rush
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Before reality creeps in
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Oops! I Sang This Before
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Running before the wind
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• The impending nickname shortage
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• bros before hoes
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If I should die before I wake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• break before make
• trembling before G-d
• Before the quiet dawn rose
• The testimony of Walter E. Disney before the House Committee on Un-American Activities
• Beer Before Liquor
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Blessings before food
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Before she started smoking
• The Fright Before Christmas
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• Check yourself before you wreck yourself
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Drink Before the War
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Life before death
• Before Jehovah's Awful Throne
• The Land Before Time
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Photography and religion
• Driving before dawn
• The night before the carnival opens
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• A Hymn Before Battle
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Egypt before Nasser
• How we were, before we were

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