Findings:
- How do you know it's real?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- An American in Tours
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- two-way mirror
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to handle a radioactive cat
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How to become a real ghostbuster
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How I know I love you
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Know How, Can Do
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- How do you know that name?
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- How to tell if you need new tires
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Life and How to Live It
- How do you make a life matter?
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- You, standing
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to handle a medium-sized arboreal lizard
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- Churches that tell you how to live
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to create a Handle (Nickname)
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How to Know God
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Apfelstrudel
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- My first comet
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- 206
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to tell she's good looking
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How to fake your own life
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I don't know how to smile
- How to change your life
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- How to handle your termination
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- How real are these tears?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How Video Games Saved My Life
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How to find something which has been lost
- How to ruin someone's life
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Wiener Schnitzel
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How Fragile is Life on Earth?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- Collision avoidance technique
- she does not know how much I need this
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How plums renewed my faith in life
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How female ejaculation saved my life
- How to herd people in public
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- How the Police tell if you are high
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How we know what we know
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
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