As a big dork, I have become adept at recognizing the signs and trends that indicate that a girl will never have sex with you. Under these circumstances, if you make any indication that you would like it otherwise, if you tip your hand, you will never see her again. Most people who aren't as paranoid as I am when it comes to relationships are not familiar with these signs. I am here to help ruin your confidence and show you just how the woman of your dreams is likely to act if you ever meet her. Enjoy!

Hopefully this list will come in handy for those guys out there who keep getting kicked in the balls and don't know why.

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