Findings:
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How everything is like starship troopers
- How do you write like that?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- talks like a duck
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- Talk like a pirate day
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- How to talk to tech support
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Sounding like a child
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- How to talk to a quiet person
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- i dont talk like this in real life
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How to Talk to a Veteran
- Talk like an Aztec
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How do ya like them apples?
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- How to kiss like a ninja
- How the General Talked to the King
- how I talk to kids
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- How to Talk to Anyone
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to Talk Minnesotan
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- How the Rain Came
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How to stop sinning
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to Steal a Million
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- How to Build an Accelerometer
- I love how Everything2 doesn't show up in Google results
- How Much for just the Planet?
- How green is love
- How to Write an English Paper
- how to buy a coconut
- How to Fool a Magician
- how to dry roses
- How many infinities are there?
- How to get rid of a cold
- Like
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- how many children are bedwetters
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
- joy is like curing hiccups
- How am I doing?
- I don't like moving.
- Tarnishing silver
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- How to Shit in the Woods
- I do not like the radio man.
- How to recognize a fruit
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- How to catch a fly
- Thieves Like Us
- All religions are not like Christianity
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Just like you
- Fathers teach your daughters how to throw
- Like a broken pencil
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- If I was beautiful like you
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- How do you define your gender?
- What if architecture was like web design?
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- Autumn is like a dying man's last words
- How to use crutches
- Alone, Like a Window Washer at the 50th Story
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
- How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
- You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
- How to say "else if"
- Like a Picture of Bunchosai
- How to clean your mouse
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- How's my driving?
- Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- Hard like fucking stone
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- the squealing bride, like a stuck pig
- how to make a magnet
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- How to throw a frisbee
- But can you still cry like a child?
- How to check your car's fluids
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Patching a rolled roof
- like taking X million cars off the road
- How to use your computer as an entertainment center
- dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- How to control a light using multiple switches
- How to troubleshoot an ADSL connection
- How To Be Good
- She felt like the word 'shatter'
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
- Talk show host
- How to Hold a Crocodile
- talk myself down
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- real talk (user)
- How America was mapped
- Defeat the parental lock on an ExpressVu x700 digital satellite receiver
- How to evacuate a building
- How to defeat content filtering services
- How a Steinway grand piano is made
- Reloading pistol ammunition using a Dillon progressive press
- Flossing your nasal cavity with a piece of spaghetti
- How to form a company
- How to peel and devein shrimp
- How to pour a beer
- How to remove oddly named files on Unix systems
- How to build homemade fireworks
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- Fixing a laptop button
- How to treat your new hiking boots
- Impersonating someone famous
- How to add Surround into a plain stereo system
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Flying standby
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- How to cook a husband
- Buying lingerie for your lover
- TGoP: Of How Imbaun Became High Prophet in Aradec
- How to catch waves
- Tibetan nose pot
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