Findings:
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How to stop a urinal from running
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- stop adoring from so far away
- How far are you from anything?
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Getting free pizza
- How to declare someone dead
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to wean kids from TV
- Beating someone severely
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- An American in Tours
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- How it is that we stop asking questions
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to ruin someone's life
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- Before You Hear It From Someone Else
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to prevent records from warping
- How to hypnotize someone
- How to jump into water from a height
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- How New Orleans stopped Hitler
- How to stop sinning
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to insult someone using calculus
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- How to node from work
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- Removing wax from clothing
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- Getting free computer parts
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- How to get DC power from AC
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Stop killing me now
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How to steal from your work
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- How to pack someone out of your life
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- Stopping a dog fight
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- Forgiving someone
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to interview someone
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Improving your chess game
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
- How to remove roommates from showers
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- How to tackle someone
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How to make money from the internet
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- How to fix a door hinge
- How to eat a shot glass
- How she saw the moon
- How we have grown apart
- How to get to Sesame Street
- How the Wizard Practiced Sorcery
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- How television car chases influenced me
- Making a desktop theme
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- How babies get around
- Good from far, but far from good
- How to make a sparkle in Photoshop
- Playing hooky from the family
- Giving a cat oral medication
- Using google cache to scan a web page for relevance to your research
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Drawing an Affirmative Conclusion From a Negative Premise
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- A new friend from a .hk domain
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Blowing bubbles
- Fly From Heaven
- How to stain for intracellular cytokines
- Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
- How to drive safely and not piss off other drivers
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- Giving a handjob to a woman
- Goin' Band from Raiderland
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