Findings:
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to jump in puddles
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How I survived the Great Conclusion Jump of 1995
- How to land a jet plane on an aircraft carrier
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Surviving a long-distance plane flight
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- how to short out a phone line
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How everything is like starship troopers
- How do you write like that?
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to land a plane
- I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How to jump start a car
- What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- When you blow out like a dead star
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- How to pack someone out of your life
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- out like a light
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- How to find out your own IP address
- Sounding like a child
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How to jump into water from a height
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to have an out of body experience
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Lost in Boston?
- Spitting out teeth like ampersands
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How do ya like them apples?
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- It feels like my life is out of sync
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to kiss like a ninja
- How to survive a plane crash
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- How to Calculate the Length of Your Very Own Vocal Tract
- how to say SUN in amharic
- I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- How Important is One Vote?
- How to Use a Urinal
- How powerful is your Creator?
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How to Eat a Sandwich
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- How M&M's are really made
- how very close
- User Interactive Olympics (I said Jump, sprout!)
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- jump (user)
- How to avoid photo radar tickets
- How to get your stuff voted up
- like ships in the night
- Frog cum
- How to unintentionally despoil beauty through intestinal trauma
- Why men like women's breasts
- How absolute are my property rights in a libertarian system?
- Throws like a girl
- Getting free pizza
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- How my favorite Grandma died
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- I like plastics.
- How to solve linear equations with matrices
- Love is like oxygen
- How to Solve an Academic Problem
- Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
- I like the Sprite in you
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- How the potato delayed the microwave 10 years
- As You Like It II.vii
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- Drive Like Jehu
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