Findings:
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How to write a love letter
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to avoid photo radar tickets
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to avoid tomorrow
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to avoid jury duty
- How Do I Love?
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
- How people avoid buying drinks
- How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
- How to avoid holodeck addiction
- Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
- how to love a wild thing
- How do you love your ass?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- How to avoid eviction
- O Love, How Deep, How Broad, How High
- How to tell if someone loves you
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- How I fell in love with Alice
- How it feels to love your ghost
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
- How I know I love you
- How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How do I know if I love you?
- Oh How I Love Thee
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How to Survive the Loss of a Love
- How I fell in love
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- You, standing
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How Deep Is Your Love
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- How green is love
- how I knew I loved you
- How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
- How I came to love tea
- how love works
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- How Do I Love Thee?
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to love again
- Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- How does one love the dead?
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to say "I love you"
- Avoid fancy words
- Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
- good reasons to avoid decapitation
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- Avoid highly subjective writeups
- E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
- Avoid missing ball for high score
- Avoid product placement in writeups
- Avoid generalization
- A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
- My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
- Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
- Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
- The girls avoid band inflicted neck hickeys
- Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
- Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
- Why security experts avoid implementing
- Ejaculation and prostate cancer
- Avoid getting screwed by contractors
- I try to avoid making things more dead
- She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
- We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
- Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
- Surviving to avoid being alive
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- how to make a mess
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to dispose of a corpse
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How much pain did you cause?
- Blood stains (How to create)
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to be invisible
- How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- How to recycle a computer properly
- How NOT to write software
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