Findings:
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- I don't think I like love
- small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- How I learned to live with my noisy computer
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- How to de-porn your computer
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How I made my computer quieter
- How To Think About God
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- How do ya like them apples?
- Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
- How the scientists discovered magic
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- How to hotwire a computer
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- How Nature Builds Computers
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- How to build your own computer
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- I think this is why I walked like Nixon
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to kiss like a ninja
- How to recycle a computer properly
- Life of a computer scientist/engineer
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to use your computer as an entertainment center
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How do you write like that?
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How a computer works
- Sounding like a child
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to interface an arcade spinner with your computer
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- How to take a picture of a computer
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- How to buy computer parts
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- how to keylog your computer
- Getting free computer parts
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- Can computers think?
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- Cleaning a computer monitor
- computer scientist
- How not to fix a computer
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- I don't think I like your system
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- male masturbation
- How to get a literary agent
- How to use a manual transmission
- Serving saké
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How To Levitate
- How To Get To Heaven
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- like an ashtray
- Losing the respect of your community
- My heart is like the sun
- IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
- As You Like It II.iv
- How to use a hand dryer
- I like cheese
- How to ruin poetry
- T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- How fast can blind people read?
- My washcloth is like my vagina
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- Would you like to try a sample?
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
- How I fell in love with Alice
- Mere thoughts of a life like that
- How to travel to a LAN Party
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- Reaching the front at a concert
- off like a bride's nightie
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- How to improvise a double boiler
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Smells like Children
- How to sneak around the house late at night
- Look siad me Be like me
- How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- How to create tear gas in your very own home
- This pleasant tale is like a little copse
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- just like mom used to make
- How to fix a DLT drive
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Talk like an Aztec
- How video game art is created
- a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
- how to hack
- like water (user)
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- In Like Flint
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- our love is like water
- How to begin poetry
- I waited under your streetlight like a hoodlum; like a moth
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- Why I Still Like God
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- How to tap a phone
- like porcelain cuts
- How to stain for intracellular cytokines
- Does this smell like nerve gas to you?
- How to drive safely and not piss off other drivers
- the moon shone like a blade frozen in blue ice
- Giving a handjob to a woman
- Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
- How to fight Globalization
- How not to rent a house
- How to produce drums
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- How people avoid buying drinks
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How to set yourself on fire
- How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
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