Findings:
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- how to get into UCLA
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- How books get into libraries
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- How to avoid a car accident
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- How to get a pseudo random .signature
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- How to get hormones
- Getting off a ski lift on a snowboard
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to get a blow job
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Did my pussy just run into you?
- We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
- How to get a date in France: 2
- How much pain did you cause?
- How to get hit by a car
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- How I did not become a super-hero
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- How to get to sleep
- How to get a girl's attention
- Getting free computer parts
- How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- How to escape domestic violence
- Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- Overhead imagery of your house
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Where did you get that hat?
- My first comet
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Navigating a crowd
- I always wanted to get married one day
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- So how did you two meet?
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Man, what the fuck, I did EVERYTHING for you!
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How did I miss the recruiter?
- How to get an A on your English paper
- if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- How a pizza gets made
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to not get the girl
- How to get off a bus
- Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How did we come to this?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How do you get there?
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
- Ken Lay
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- Got to Get You into My Life
- Get one's goat
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- How to NOT get towed away
- How to get a date
- Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
- How to get around censorware
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to get a good night's sleep
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- How to get a date in France
- How did I end up here?
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to get to Antarctica
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- Tetanus shot
- How To Get On In Society
- How to get lost
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Did You Fuck Her?
- How to get mugged
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Finding the freshest produce
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How to get away with murder
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Britain Entering World War I
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Let's get just one thing straight
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- Getting a tourist visa for China
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- How to get more change than you deserve
- how did i know this?
- when did we forget how to play?
- if tables could express gratitude, this one did
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- How to not give a fuck
- Get fucked, asshole!
- fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Go fuck yourself
- How to get rid of a cold
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- How to get people to leave you alone
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to crack root and not get caught
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- How to get good in-flight service
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- How to get it
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
- Getting free pizza
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- How to lie and get away with it
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- How to get DC power from AC
- Getting a free case of beer
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to get to Sesame Street
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- I did not get the news
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How babies get around
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- If only I could get into her head
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- How to get along with Texans
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to get rid of cockroaches
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