Findings:
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- how my computer nearly killed me
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- TGoP: Of How the Gods Whelmed Sidith
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How to kill a Sim
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- How Gods Live On
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- How to kill a Terminator
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- How to Know God
- She says kill. I say how many.
- Humane octopus killing
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How do you make God laugh?
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How To Think About God
- How to kill a mouse
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How we killed Borges
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- 206
- How could God let this happen?
- How to kill a vampire
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How to kill a clown
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- God Loves, Man Kills
- How Man creates his Gods
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill an eel
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Winning back your girlfriend
- How to decode email headers
- How Dorothy Lunched With a King
- Stretching your lower back
- How to mix
- How to tenderize an octopus
- How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
- How the Homeless Reacted to the Earthquake in Seattle
- How My Stories Began
- How to teach art to a four-year-old
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How to become a rock star
- How Do I Love?
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- How to jump into water from a height
- How to sweat (solder) copper pipe
- Disconnection -- how it ends
- How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- kikoy
- Calculating your annual radiation dosage
- How we are assembling the human genome
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to climb Gunung Sibayak
- How to bless beer
- gods (usergroup)
- How to build a cocktail gaming station
- How your brain codes knowledge
- How to fake aged paper
- God Time
- How to test if a knife is sharp
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- How to catch a bat
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Wrath of God
- How to tackle someone
- What Would God Do?
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- God is a she
- How to organize your hard drive
- God Light
- How to smoke a cigar
- Germanic Gods
- How to change bass strings
- City of God Book III
- How to change the background image of your IE toolbar
- City of God Book XIII
- How to Rob
- There but for the grace of God go I
- How to solve a math problem
- I Am a Child of God
- How to give a recital
- The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
- Eyeglass prescription
- Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
- How to clean a book
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Buying Louis Vuitton bags
- Cast in the Name of God, Ye Not Guilty
- Defogging your windshield
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- How to be a good customer
- Da God Sincere (user)
- How I came to love tea
- How to give thanks for an early winter
- Gods in The Iliad
- How to Locate Studs
- A Skeleton in God's Closet
- TGoP: Of the Thing That Is Neither God Nor Beast
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Is God a Dork?
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- Protesting at your own God
- How to become a competitive gamer
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- How to cure everything with rakija
- great god pan
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- how to make a spider
- funny oh God
- How to Post a Writeup: Noding for Poets
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- How to design a heavy metal album cover
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How I Bested Cthulhu and Saved the World
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- A little child could never kill this clean
- Surviving a long-distance plane flight
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- spermicide kills
- How Do I Live
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- How to steal a street sign
- Thou Shalt Not Kill
- How would you understand?
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- How to learn French swear words
- The Kills
- How to win arguments
- the water can kill you, but the beer won't
- How might a star taste?
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- How not to meet a Nobel Laureate
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- How the Alphabet Began
- How about that local sports team?
- How long is a piece of string?
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- How to get a good night's sleep
- How to improve your orgasms
- How Liquid Paper invented the local news
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How Great Thou Art
- How to manually configure the Windows NT Boot Process
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