Findings:
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- kill him dead; don't call me
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- 206
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Someone please kill me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- The time I nearly killed my friends
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- kill me (user)
- How to kill a Sim
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- It kills me to watch them go
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- How to kill a clown
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How television car chases influenced me
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill a vampire
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How to kill a Terminator
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How we killed Borges
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- He taught me how to smoke
- How Do You Want Me?
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- My first comet
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- Humane octopus killing
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- That which does not kill me...
- She kills me
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- Please Kill Me
- How to kill an eel
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- kill me now (user)
- How to kill a mouse
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Dont come near me (user)
- How to discover a conspiracy
- Prom Night
- the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- Arizona to Marion, and To Me
- citizen's arrest
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- Dream a Little Dream of Me
- How to disable Windows Automatic Update
- Me!! (user)
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- spare me (user)
- Tie a knot in a cigarette
- chase me avalyn1 (user)
- Making your own hot lava
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- How to create a RAM disc on RISC OS
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- How to say "Nice to meet you"
- why me
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- Imagine Me
- How to make oboe reeds, Part III
- How to be a lardass
- spoon youspoon me
- How To Become A Virgin
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- how I knew I loved you
- how to defeat muslim terrorists
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Host a Murder
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- Removing wax from clothing
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- Campfire
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Cars Kill Fish
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to piss off the labop
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- this is how it is
- Kill Bill: Volume 2
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
- How Reverend Kirkman positioned the schoolgirls
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
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