• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• How to light a lantern
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• How many cock rings does one man need?!
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• fog machine
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• How to prepare garlic
• What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
• How many infinities are there?
• How to move something faster than the speed of light
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• male masturbation
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• How does one love the dead?
• how long does it go (user)
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• how to take apart an orange pip
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Does He Take Sugar?
• How Many Miles to Babylon?
• Female masturbation
• How many men/women masturbate?
• Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
• How many keys on a piano?
• How to control a light using multiple switches
• How many elephants
• how many lines of code have you written?
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How to take photographs of objects
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Taking over the world using cows
• It is sad how many were torn off
• she does not know how much I need this
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• How many primes are there?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
• How to protect yourself from a vampire
• How to picture light
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How does an atheist swear a vow?
• How many glow worms were KIA?
• Taking a multiple choice test
• How to Take Group Photos of Children
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• How to kill a vampire
• How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I know how many there are.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• How to take a supervisor call
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Taking an IBO multiple choice test
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How to take a bump
• How I does cook meth?
• How does a demon eat a Reese's peanut butter cup?
• How your brain interprets light
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How to take care of candles
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• How to take a picture of a computer
• How does fifteen become seventeen?
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• Lighting a book match one-handed
• How to take better photos
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• how many children are bedwetters
• Many hands make light work
• How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
• How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
• How many grooves are on a record?
• How to take pictures of monitors
• Lighting a fire
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• Salary of the President of the United States
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• How to freeze light waves
• How vampires feel
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Giving a cat oral medication
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• How many living things are there on earth?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• How to say "beer" in several languages
• How to take a punch
• How to light a barbecue
• how to measure the speed of light
• She says kill. I say how many.
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• How many bits are in the human genome?
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• Chinese lantern
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• How do vampires shave?
• How many beans make five?
• I like how your fingers trace the letters
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• how to use an automatic transmission
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Does the flame still burn?
• How to Burn Away Half a Bottle of Whisky
• The reasons Melinda's mother does not travel
• How to get free magazines
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• and this is how madness sounds from the inside
• Why does that tree?
• Mealy mouthed impenetrable politically correct public sector bollox, and how to translate it
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• How to Use a Urinal
• How to be a Better Person
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• Raise the Red Lantern
• How to live forever (2 step plan)
• Remain in Light
• Removing wax from clothing
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Campfire
• sweetness and light
• How To Levitate
• Traffic Light Gods
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Tired light theory
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Sylvie and Bruno: Light Come, Light Go
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range
• How to use Google to bypass server side filtering
• Dance into the Light
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• looking down on city lights
• How to flood a bathroom
• Lights and Shadows of Yosemite
• How to scare off men in a personal ad
• If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
• How to catch a fish with your bare hands
• Drugstore Light
• How To Speak in Orc
• Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light
• How to juggle
• By the Light of the Moon
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Well of Lights
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Ambulance lights reflecting off of rain-soaked telephone poles
• Pickled cucumbers

If you Log in you could create a "How many vampires does it take to light a lantern?" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.