Findings:
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- There will be time
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- What life after death will really be like
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- You'd Be Surprised (user)
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- The next life will be better
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Hot pursuit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- the world will be remade in our image
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- how to be a friend
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- It will never be just you
- How do you make a life matter?
- You, standing
- We are legion, soon to be many.
- Our stories will surprise even our selves.
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Even the dead will not be safe
- How to be an improv musician
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- How to request that your writeup be deleted
- They will not be named!
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- How to be a terrible customer
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- I will be your young sinner
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Running toward the edge
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- How to Be Alone
- My RPG will be a work of art
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- There Will Be Blood
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- I will be light
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- To do is to be
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Marks which will never be broken
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Just be home in time for supper
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- I will always be in the details
- there will be a last
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- How To Be Good
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- How to be a Canadian Male
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- How to be invisible
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Something to Be Desired
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- This love will be your downfall.
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Disgusted, but not surprised
- How complex can a public toilet be?
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