Findings:
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I must have called a thousand times
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- How many men/women masturbate?
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- How to create tear gas in your very own home
- How to pierce your own ears
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I have too many clothes
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- You, standing
- In the time you have
- Yes, I have a thousand tongues
- My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- How long have you known?
- How to have lesbian sex
- You have your own places to go.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Sex with a chicken
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How to find out your own IP address
- Gari
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How to fake your own death
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- Papermaking
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- But I have seen the sun just once
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Sex in a small car
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to have an out of body experience
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- You have far too much time on your hands
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- How to build your own computer
- How to make your own toothpaste
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- how many children are bedwetters
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Many have died; you also will die.
- How many living things are there on earth?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- How to make your own bookcases
- How to fake your own ideath
- Homemade household cleaning agents
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How many primes are there?
- How to drive your employees away with your own stupidity
- How many beans make five?
- Making your own nuclear car bomb
- How many keys on a piano?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Dogs that have owned me
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- How we have grown apart
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Kids have no concept of time
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- How the mighty have fallen
- Computers have no sense of time
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to "Have People"
- I have lost many things, so many
- Long Haired Preachers
- How to have an epileptic fit
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- institutions have lives of their own
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- I used to have so many dreams
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- I have seen the elephant
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I don't have the time
- How could you ever have enough?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
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