Findings:
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- How to have an out of body experience
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- She Will Have Her Way
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How we have grown apart
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- How it would happen
- You stole what they would have given you
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- What pornos would have us believe
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How would you understand?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- How to "Have People"
- You, standing
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- how many lines of code have you written?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
- How the mighty have fallen
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How to say "else if"
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- you would have been
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- How I met my Mother in Law
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- TGoP: Of How Imbaun Met Zodrak
- How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- How to have an epileptic fit
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Of how Signy sent the Children of her and Siggeir to Sigmund
- How the General Met the First and Foremost
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Sex in a small car
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- you can't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknic
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Helping people cheat
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- How Would Jesus Drive?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Sex with a chicken
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- How I Met Your Mother
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I would like to have emotions
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- If you would like to contact DMan
- How to Fall Out of Love
- What would Machiavelli do?
- How's it hanging?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- You would make a wonderful father
- How to catch a snake
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- How to give a blow job
- What would Jesus buy?
- How to ruin someone's life
- how to fold a square
- How to break in a baseball glove
- How to create a Handle (Nickname)
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- How to Shit in the Woods
- How to recognize a fruit
- How to catch a fly
- Homemade household cleaning agents
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to Navigate the Requiem for a Dream website with some degree of success
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How to listen to tech support
- Xenon strobe
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Bisecting a matchstick lengthways
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How to hypnotize someone
- How it is that we stop asking questions
- How to deliver a baby in a taxicab
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- How to do a mouseover
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How To Meet Girls
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Shucking an oyster
- What Everything does better than anything else
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- How do you hear the water?
- We Have Explosive
- How to steal from your work
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Just how is this arousing?
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- I have a tricorn hat
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- I must have three heads
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Let's all have an orgy!
- How to play the harmonica
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How to sweat (solder) copper pipe
- You seek not what you have found
- Disconnection -- how it ends
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- How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
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