Findings:
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- How does one love the dead?
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- How does anyone get to Pewter City
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How Solemn as One by One
- unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
- Eating only rice to get by
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How to get hit by a car
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to paste one person's face over another
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- So her hat does not blow away
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- every secret thing was made by some one
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- how long does it go (user)
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- How to prepare garlic
- How does a tree's drooping branch feel?
- How to get rid of a cold
- How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- So easily betrayed by gauze sleeves
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
- fog machine
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- how the pyramids were built
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- One who knows does not speak
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- So does this count as a three-way or...
- how does quiet become a mirror?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
- A Pretty Mess By This One Band
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- One by One
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
- The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
- How's she goin', by
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- male masturbation
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- she does not know how much I need this
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- Crying does not get you out of a ticket
- Does God live only in beautiful places?
- How does fifteen become seventeen?
- How I does cook meth?
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- Using drugs does not make you a bad person
- How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- How to get it
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- How does a demon eat a Reese's peanut butter cup?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- The Wild Colonials
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- A World Lit Only By Fire
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- One if by land, two if by sea
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- You're All I Need to Get By
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- My War Gone By, I Miss It So
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- By One Minute
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Female masturbation
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
- How does an atheist swear a vow?
- How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Salary of the President of the United States
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
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