Findings:

• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• How to recover from a failed BIOS update
• How we could still have a President Trump
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How to write an English paper and fail
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• How could you ever have enough?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How could this happen?
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• How one man could control the Senate
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• How could God let this happen?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How to fail a class
• How the US failed in China
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• That's Just How He Was
• He taught me how to smoke
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• how could you (user)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• could
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I wish I could invent shit
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• why i could never live in the city
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Could I Have Been?
• It was the least I could do
• I could sleep now
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• You could be so delicious
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I could use some of that frenzy
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• Snouts in the Trough: How Big Calories funds fat activism
• Could I bookmark you?
• If you could see her through my eyes
• It Could Happen to You
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Farther than I could see
• If these walls could talk
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• A monkey could direct epee
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• I wish I could burn like god
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I could not leave it lonely.
• the only comfort we could ever have

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