Findings:
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- How To Be Good
- how to be a friend
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How to be telekinetic
- Expensive foods can be worth it
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Can we still be friends?
- How to love again
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Be cool in college
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be invisible
- How to be a terrible customer
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- We Can Be Together
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- What can be better than that?
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be an improv musician
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Why procrastination can be productive
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Exes can be good things
- Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- How to be a good evil villain
- Stoned Again; and, How I Managed It
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- It can be cold in the dark
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- what would it take to be serene again?
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Be all that you can be
- Should I be happy?
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- You can never go home again
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Children can be cruel
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to be anonymous
- How to be a backstabber
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- nick can write love poems again
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- There can be only one
- How to be a troll
- Goops and How to be Them
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- We can be heroes
- The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- How to Be Alone
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Knowledge can never be certain
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- All will be well again in time
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Chant and be Happy
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- No one can be totally logical
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to herd people in public
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Running toward the edge
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Any song can be a love song
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- University students can be really stupid
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- How to be an asshole
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- It must be New Years Eve again
- murder can be fun
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- TV can be a good thing
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Valour can be brown
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- You can never be too rich or too thin
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