Findings:
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- How was the Bible canonized?
- How the Earth was destroyed
- man when you are telling me how it was
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- The Day Earth Was Born
- I Was Born Yesterday
- How software is born
- Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How the universe will end
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How the West Was Won
- How America was mapped
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- I was born this way
- "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- Was I born to play?
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Charles Bridgeman
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Running a BBS
- How the butter-fingered librarian came to rule the Universe
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- How much firewood equals an atomic bomb?
- How I started smoking
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- There's a sucker born every minute
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How fast do you play the piano on speed?
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to live forever (step 1)
- It's very hard to destroy the Universe
- How to pick up men
- New Universe
- Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming
- The race between man and the universe
- WoOz: 3 How Dorothy Saved the Scarecrow
- Physics is the low-level language of the universe
- How To Levitate
- The Universe is Muslim
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- The nonthinking part of our Universe
- Losing the respect of your community
- No shit, there I was
- IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
- That was a joke, son.
- How to use a hand dryer
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- How to ruin poetry
- There was a rose that faded young
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- Leather-bound organizer
- How fast can blind people read?
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- The Bed Was Not My Own
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- How to travel to a LAN Party
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- There was a land where lived no violets
- Reaching the front at a concert
- Willie was a chemist
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- I married him because he was not mean
- How to kill a Sim
- Penis wa ge sik
- How to permanently repair wire
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- How to make an Omelette
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- How the Wizard Found Dorothy
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- How you can become infected with HIV
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- How to improve your break shot
- Now that was a scary ending
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- How to put together a skateboard
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- Giving a cat oral medication
- It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- How to become a rock star
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- How Do I Love?
- Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- How to jump into water from a height
- How to sweat (solder) copper pipe
- what once I was
- Disconnection -- how it ends
- How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
- Tips on how to roll a yard
- How to fold and carry an American flag
- Baking a cake
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How to crash a bike
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- How to prepare for a snowboard run
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
- How to get mugged
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
- How to avoid holodeck addiction
- Citing a United States court of appeals case
- How to smoke marijuana
- How to start a fire without matches
- How to smoke a pipe
- How's your father?
- Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- How to properly apply Camouflage Face Paint
- How the heart really works
- How to Lie with Maps
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Two-step
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to order in a crowded bar
- How to sleep on a Blue Goose
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How to shotgun a bear
- How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
- How to Cook a Pig
- How to get YouTube hits
- Fast of the First Born
- How to not drown in the surf
- Twice Born (user)
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- how to eat barefeet
- Abusing your bottomless soda
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