Findings:
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Running a BBS
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- How to reach Enlightenment while checking groceries
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- How was the Bible canonized?
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- How the Earth was destroyed
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- man when you are telling me how it was
- calculating how much money you are making while pooping
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- I was my mom for a while
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How the West Was Won
- How America was mapped
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- EBR II
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- Charles Bridgeman
- I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Host a Murder
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- Precious memories of the future
- Removing wax from clothing
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- When I was your age
- Campfire
- I was going to marry Marty
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- How to piss off the labop
- Na of Wa
- this is how it is
- I was a Difficult Child
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
- How Reverend Kirkman positioned the schoolgirls
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
- Cheating in high school math class
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- Thou shalt learn how to spell
- And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
- how to increase the size of an array
- A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
- How Our Bodies Are Used--and Our Minds
- In my own shire, if I was sad
- How to be an asshole
- Money was paper
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Battle Ground, Washington
- How Great Thou Art
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- Aunt Peg
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- Winning back your girlfriend
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- How to decode email headers
- Democracy assassinated the family that was here
- How Dorothy Lunched With a King
- Stretching your lower back
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- How to mix
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- How to tenderize an octopus
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
- How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- How Disney ruined Broadway
- Goops and How to be Them
- Making the heartless girl cry
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Here is how to make flame sing
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- Smoking while bathing
- how to make a galaxy
- On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Smoke 'em while you got 'em
- How to "Have People"
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- How to take a bump
- How to give a shoulder massage
- How to read Tarot Cards
- . . . and this is how I feel
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to write a pop psychology bestseller
- How to serve wine
- How to quit biting your nails
- How to unfelt a felted sweater
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- How to burp a baby
- How to write portable code
- How to tune a piano
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- How to discover a conspiracy
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- citizen's arrest
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to disable Windows Automatic Update
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Tie a knot in a cigarette
- Making your own hot lava
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- How to create a RAM disc on RISC OS
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- How to say "Nice to meet you"
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- How to make oboe reeds, Part III
- How to be a lardass
- How To Become A Virgin
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- how I knew I loved you
- how to defeat muslim terrorists
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- How to get lynched
- How does fifteen become seventeen?
- How to get it
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- shortcrust pastry
- How to know if something is worth doing
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How to wash your penis
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to put on a lubber with one hand at the same time
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to catch a snake
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- How to give a blowjob
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- How to ruin someone's life
- How to dry off after taking a shower
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Escaping a stuck elevator
- There was a time when I was a better person
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
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